Recently, a socially mannered and well meaning piggy bank, the largest in its stock, lost its way from its rather humble sty in the Jammu & Kashmir Cricket Association run piggery and wandered into the ministerial abodes of the associations chairman. Predictably, like most of his stock, his innards were emptied of every last dime and the vacuum bellied pig, unceremoniously shown the door.
Tired,hungry and exhausted, the mass of swine and twine commenced retracing his naive and misled steps back to his feeding ground when en route, he was ambushed by the fourth estate.A hasty interview,familiar in tone but tangent in content followed...
Piggy Bank, Piggy Bank, where have you been ?
I've been to the chairman, to be wiped out clean.
Piggy Bank, Piggy Bank, what did you do there ?
I straightened the other pigs who went against the chair.
With the interview done and the valley abuzz with the news of a scandal, the hollow willows of the valley commenced a new game, the blame game.
The centre stage actor, in his signature style, appears, floods his eyes with a liberal flow of crocodile tears and utters the award winning cliche , that every politician learns when he enters the arena ...'' this is a political conspiracy ''
Well....take your pick...CONSPIRACY or CON-S-PIRACY ?