There was a man from Leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
The show of a sprout
who bloomed into a tout
while his essentials are covered in weeds
His claim to fame
His claim to fame
was rather lame
It played on verses
and fattened purses
while he sang to many a dame
In a state of mind
that emanated from the hind
he was invited to a fest
with the demeanor of a pest
leaving the organisers in a bind.
leaving the organisers in a bind.
