Sunday, March 4, 2012

MULAYAM.. Uttar Pradesh's Bully Goat

MULAYAM.. Uttar Pradesh's Billy Bully Goat

Ephemerally, only the sure footed can survive the Ulta Pradesh power quest. This hollow horned mammal hopes he has put his best foot forward.What inspired this caricature is this apologue.

One day, a farmer in UP noticed a funeral procession coming up the road, and behind the hearse was a politician walking with a mean looking goat.  Behind them followed about 20 people, mostly  aspiring politicians.

 The following day, the farmer noticed the same hearse, the same man, the same goat, and now about 75 followers walking behind the hearse. The farmers curiosity got the best of him. So he walked up to the politician with the goat and asked, "I saw you yesterday about the same time as today, do you mind telling me what is going on?"

The politician explained that his wife died, and the farmer said "Oh I'm so sorry! What happened?"
 
The politician replied that the goat had killed her. The farmer said, "If you buried your wife yesterday, who's in the hearse today?'' The politician with the goat replied, "My mother-in-law." 

The farmer thought a minute, gleamed and asked the politician with the goat, "Can I borrow your goat?" and he replied, "You'll have to get in line with the rest of these people."

17 comments:

  1. Ha.. Haa.... Haaaaa... nice one sire...

    But Uttar Pradesh.or rather India has got no other option....

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    1. AAAA ??? Now whats that Anurag ? Well...you are right, it is a Hobsons choice for Uttar Pradesh.

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  2. err I might need to borrow that goat too lol.

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    1. you never know....the goat may get to you before you get to it !

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    3. your blog seems to be hungry, its eating my comments away :(

      Redo ~ Uggh ! how rude. None knows about this blog except You, me and the goat. so unless you are borrowing the goat yourself for my end :P there seems to be no one else in line. So...do I get me the goat or not ?

      **Insert devilish grin**

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    4. The rule here is...cast one vote and pack the goat free for a day.Will proxy vote for you...now who has the most evil grin ?

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    5. Cast an absentee ballot ! Purrfect.

      Huzoor aap aap, you are the one with most(d)evilish grin :-)now can I have my goat puhleez.

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    6. sure.... ur birth date and whereabouts are needed.The next UP government will do the needful :)The goat is yours for keeps..

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    7. Haven't you heard age only matters if you are wine or cheese and then the older the better :P and am neither so...

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  3. The mean goat is on his way to capture Ulta Pradesh.

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    1. ...and mind you, spreading his tentacles...err... hoofs actually :D

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  4. LOL...A goat and a neta saga...Excellent caricature...:)

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    1. hey Saru..long time.
      honestly.. after writing that piece, i could in no way think of any other picture in mind.

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  5. मुलायम सिंह यादव ने बुलाई मीटिंग, आज कर सकते हैं बड़ा फैसला
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