SARKOZY : Life inside a ... 'rubber'

Nicolas, a very eligible male

fell in love with a voluptuous whale.

From her he wanted babies

which she confused for scabies.

Not to be left in the dry

together they decide to try.

They commenced the process in Paris

but was way off the axis.

Not to be let down by Geography

they banked on mutual topography.

 Now was the issue with size

to which the answer was a disguise.

He unpacked a gigantic rubber

to use as a floating bumper.

In he went like a snake
t'was hard to call him fake.

On the final count of a trot

he rushed like a bullet shot.
After the in and out of life
the whale is now his wife.
 There is an offspring in tow
to the world they are yet to show
Queer are the manners of this breeder
masquerading as a leader.